Time for Pong

December 2, 2007

Still Christmas shopping? Well I just found the perfect gift for anyone…and everyone. Who gives a fuck about the time when pong is involved? Thank me later.


The Power of Green

November 28, 2007

Good news, I’m not dead! I know I have somewhat abandoned this site this month, so I figured I would post just so both my readers (me being one of them) know that I haven’t yet fled for the Mexican border. I’ve been pretty busy with the holiday season, work, and, and expanding upon my ever-growing collection of Golden Girls merchandise. I guess thats the benefit of having an “awful” blog. By not posting for periods of time…I am only living up to my own name.

Anyways, lets get on to the part where I waste your time with immature videos. The following is probably NSFW, but that’s what you get for surfing the net and wasting the almighty company dollar. Will Ferrell pretty much makes anything caught on camera an instant classic. Even if this is a little more offensive than his usual stuff, you can’t ignore a video with great lines such as… “I’ve got a murder boner!!!

Two Films, One Trailer

November 10, 2007

I remember seeing the trailer for the new Beowulf movie and thinking “man, I need to watch 300 again”. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who noticed the odd similarities between the two movies. However, the similarities between the two trailers is what I find truly amazing (and depressing). Check out the link below for the original post, and full comparison…

Thanks to FXRant for this one.


November 6, 2007

I was glad to discover that one of my favorite blogs appears to have made it’s return. Drew Bledsoe uses his blog (TonyHomo.com) to provide fantastic insight and analysis on not just the football world, but life in general. Combining criticism of the Cowboys (specifically Romo) with hamburgers…. somebody should have came up with this idea long ago.

I Now Pronounce You…Insane

November 6, 2007

This guy took the Lambeau Leap to a whole other level, but at least he got to do it donning the colors of his favorite football team. What I want to know is what that poor guy had to do in order to convince his bride to go through with the whole thing (assuming it was his idea). She pretty much wins any argument that they will have throughout their marriage. Hope it was worth it, dude.

Alcohol Abuse

November 5, 2007

As I practiced my pre-work morning ritual of eating cereal while surfing the net in nothing but my boxers…I read a great post from Guy. It got me thinking about all of the stupid (and awesome) stuff that guys tend to do to one another. The post reminded me of what is still one of my all time favorite pranks to pull on a buddy….

I’m afraid this is one Man Law I am going to have to refuse to follow.

I have been obsessed with song-talking lately. I don’t think “song-talking” is an actual phrase, but I don’t know what else to call it…so I just made something up. Song-talking is an act where one will attempt to sneak random song lyrics into normal conversation (which means little to no singing). The lyrics should fit into the conversation, so that others don’t notice right away. Once you have managed to get a couple lines in unnoticed, its completely acceptable(and encouraged) to break into song to reveal your true intentions…and brag about your success.

Instead of trying to explain further, I will let Turk from Scrubs provide a perfect example…