Agent Zero

August 1, 2007

I told myself that I was going to slow down on the sports topics after my Madden Curse entry. Although sports are a major interest of mine, I don’t want teh.awful to be a sports blog, but rather an extensive collection of random topics. However, when I came across a post from the Wizards Gilbert Arenas, I couldn’t resist. The entry doesn’t even really pertain to sports, so I don’t feel quite as bad. Anyways, check out the blog or read it below.

I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.


One Response to “Agent Zero”

  1. […] 2007 at 8:06 pm · Filed under links, funny, sports Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards drops some knowledge about shark attacks. So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. […]

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