Fight for the Right

August 18, 2007

When was the last time that you participated in a good cause, something that would help make this world a better place? Well I can’t give you that opportunity. However, if you love delicious junk food…sign my petition to Planters/Kraft Foods to bring back P.B. Crisps. Those things were awesome, and it is a crime against humanity that they were taken off the market.

Whats that? You say you don’t remember these little pieces of heaven? Well friend, let me jog your memory.



July 24, 2007

I finally found some people who share the same hatred/fear of mayonnaise that I do. The stuff is just gross. I hate the taste, smell, and even sight of it. I thought my case was extreme, but some of these people share the same thought patterns I do. I don’t like being near an open mayonnaise container for the fear that it will somehow get on me. Like the symbiote attacking Peter Parker (hope there are some nerds reading to catch the reference). I guess I just don’t understand how egg whites and oil sound appetizing. I feel like mayonnaise has already spoiled the minute it is made, the FDA clearly isn’t doing their job.

But I digress. Let me know if there is any food that you really just can’t stand, they may even have it listed on the same site. Though, I doubt that anything listed will be as gross as mayonnaise.