Fair Player

July 20, 2007

It was on Wednesday of this week at the British Open that renowned professional golfer Gary Player made his concern public. His concern is that steroids are creeping into the gentleman’s game.

“I took an oath prior to him telling me — I won’t tell you where — but he told me what he did, and I could see this massive change in him,” Player said. “And somebody else told me something, that I also promised I wouldn’t tell, that verified others had done it.”

The less obvious moral to this story? Never tell Gary Player anything in confidence. Just remember one thing Gary…snitches get stitches.

I’m Lovin’ it…

May 27, 2007

…this story that is.

A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald’s restaurant.

Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m. Saturday after waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window in the drive-through.

It gets better…

In a police report, Officer William Mahon said he found Forte asleep inside the car with the engine running and his right foot on the brake. The report said Forte offered Mahon $10 for his food order when Mahon tried to wake him.

Forte’s blood alcohol level was registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit.

Obviously, drinking and driving is not excusable in any situation. But if you are drunk enough to pass out while ordering fast food, you should probably just head straight home and make a sandwich.